Har Har Har
2 hours agowho-loccked-the-impalamistermarvels 4,738 notes#avengers #marvel #iron man #black widow #robert downey jr
1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
2 hours agowho-loccked-the-impalamyusshi 741,010 notes

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer

3 hours agowholockian-at-hogwartsbroughttoyoubytheletterq 69,106 notes
lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

3 hours agowholockian-at-hogwarts 341,641 notes

Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…

4 hours agowholockian-at-hogwartsmishasteaparty 62,157 notes#avengers #marvel

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

4 hours agowho-loccked-the-impalasylvehun 548,503 notes

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

4 hours agorjy97beaniekhalifa23 247,902 notes

It’s easy to work with James. It’s not like we need to discuss anything beforehand. If I’ve got an idea, I don’t have to warn him that I’m going to do something ‘cause I know he’ll react to it in the scene. It’s just a very responsive experience, and I think a very relaxed working relationship that we’ve got as well. We were just bummed that we didn’t have more stuff to do, really. - Michael Fassbender

9 hours agofuckmcavoyrubyredwisp 9,824 notes#x men #james mcavoy #michael fassbender

The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life.”

9 hours agoexpelliarmusrosecutietyler 3,360 notes#doctor who
ponderingrose:

DONE

ponderingrose:

DONE

10 hours agowho-loccked-the-impala 76,278 notes

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
11 hours agowholockian-at-hogwartscelestial-sexhair 156,088 notes
panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

11 hours agofuckmcavoypunjabipowerhouse 443,742 notes
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